BACHELORETTE OATH OF SECRECY

“What happens at the 1895 Tarlton House bachelorette party, stays at the bachelorette party!”

In the Contract/Oath below, when the document refers to the Bachelorette, she will be signified as "Queen B" and the girls consisting of the Bachelorette party as "Divas." Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it's your key to hours of fun and memories.

  I __________________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________________, 2008 in celebration of  ___________________________'s Bachelorette party, I will abide by the following rules and regulations:

1. There will be no pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend.
 

2.  You will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If you are a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, you are excused from drinking but you must still promote animalistic behavior.
 

3.  You must never leave a single Diva or the Queen Bee unattended, since those who are termed as Vultures, Sharks, Pigs, Mars, Tools for Procreation…etc, could be privately contacted via cell phone.
 

4.  Embarrassing the Bachelorette at least once per hour is mandatory. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the Queen B, and includes waving adult party favor items in front of the Queen B, dressing the Queen B up in ridiculous outfits that Aunt Edna wouldn't even wear, and keeping the Queen B up as late as possible!
 

5.  Loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the Bachelorette festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot furnished by the Divas for Queen B consumption.
 

6.  Dancing is required of you and it is important to make sure all Divas and Queen B are participating.
 

7.  In case of the emergency of a Diva needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that you make sure one Diva goes with the other Diva In Need (DIN).
 

8.  It is your responsibility to commute to a different guest room for a change of atmosphere when Queen B and/or Diva energy is dwindling. Seeing a “ghostly form,” followed by appropriate gasps or screams and hyperventilation is often a good solution. Additionally, all guest rooms have DVD players.
 

9.  You will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume your mind, you will forfeit Diva status and be seen as an outcast by the Divas.
 

10.  Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at __________________ 's Bachelorette party STAYS at ___________________'s Bachelorette party!"

(Signature of Diva)__________________________________________ Date__________________

(Signature of Diva In Charge)__________________________________ Date__________________

Advice for the Queen B about marriage:                         


(Please return this form to the Queen B after signing)